Stage 01
Statement in. Autopsy out.
Upload a transaction statement or digital receipt and let BurnRate AI classify the discretionary damage.
BurnRate AI · financial forensics
Put your spending on the autopsy table.
Upload statements or digital receipts. Spendopsy turns the evidence into a funny, shareable scorecard of where your discretionary money actually went.
One autopsy free. No card required. Not financial advice—just financial evidence.
The founder promise
01
Your numbers stay yours
We will be clear about what is processed and give you control over what you share.
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No fake precision
The scorecard is a witty interpretation of spending patterns—not a credit score or diagnosis.
03
The joke never hides the math
Every punchline is grounded in the transactions and categories behind it.
The examination
Three steps. One brutally honest receipt.
Spendopsy makes your discretionary spending legible without turning the experience into another joyless spreadsheet.
Stage 02
A score worth sharing
Get a sharp Financial Autopsy scorecard built to be screenshotted, shared, and reluctantly discussed.
Stage 03
Comedy with receipts
Every roast points back to recognizable spending patterns, so the joke lands without becoming financial advice.
Output
A verdict your group chat will understand.
1
shareable scorecard per autopsy
Choose your depth
Pricing without a forensic accountant.
Start with one free examination. Upgrade only when your receipt pile develops sequels.
Quick look
$0once
For the financially curious and mildly concerned.
- 1 Financial Autopsy
- Core discretionary-spend score
- Shareable scorecard
Best for repeat offenders
Ongoing Investigation
$9/month
For recurring check-ins, fresh receipts, and new evidence.
- Up to 10 autopsies each month
- Deeper category callouts
- Downloadable share cards
- Autopsy history
Case notes
Before you upload the evidence.
Cause of death: unclear
Your bank statement has a story. Expose it.
Turn the monthly blur into one unforgettable Financial Autopsy. The first examination is on us.